Lambuslib is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered grasshopper.

Lambuslib created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lambuslib, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lambuslib, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Lambuslib's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Lambuslib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not take Lambuslib's name in vain.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Lambuslib loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Do not listen to music.