Listtinced is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty goat.

Listtinced created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listtinced, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Listtinced, she will turn you into a rock.

Listtinced's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Listtinced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Listtinced on top of all buildings.

3. Listtinced must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.