Jaddutspag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, amazing cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Jaddutspag created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jaddutspag, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jaddutspag, she will boil you in a big pot.

Jaddutspag's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Jaddutspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not eat spinach.