Baphenfed is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous cat.

Baphenfed created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Baphenfed, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Baphenfed, it will be very unhappy.

Baphenfed's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Baphenfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Run away from black sharks, for they are unholy.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.