Nillvonflybanfarnrow is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unfair eagle.

Nillvonflybanfarnrow created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillvonflybanfarnrow, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nillvonflybanfarnrow, he will turn you into a slug.

Nillvonflybanfarnrow's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Nillvonflybanfarnrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.