Hasnutsaw is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic squid.

Hasnutsaw created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasnutsaw, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hasnutsaw, it will turn you into a rat.

Hasnutsaw's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Hasnutsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Hasnutsaw on top of all buildings.

4. Always treat swans with great respect.

5. Do not commit murder.