Quarthunnutt is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent ferret.

Quarthunnutt created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quarthunnutt, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quarthunnutt, she will laugh at you.

Quarthunnutt's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Quarthunnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always look after injured birds.

5. Respect your elders.