Cenzensitwitripsatpagdum Somratzag Safsadnad is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, staggering eagle.

Cenzensitwitripsatpagdum Somratzag Safsadnad created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Cenzensitwitripsatpagdum Somratzag Safsadnad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cenzensitwitripsatpagdum Somratzag Safsadnad, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cenzensitwitripsatpagdum Somratzag Safsadnad's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cenzensitwitripsatpagdum Somratzag Safsadnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not kill tapirs.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never look at black holes.