Quimteendid is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, amazing
capybara.
Quimteendid created a charm quark five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quimteendid, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Quimteendid, she will torture you forever.
Quimteendid's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Quimteendid's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Never wear blue skirts.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.