Artflapdap Gednurltarpzimmabgess is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, prudent lion.

Artflapdap Gednurltarpzimmabgess created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artflapdap Gednurltarpzimmabgess, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Artflapdap Gednurltarpzimmabgess, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Artflapdap Gednurltarpzimmabgess' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Artflapdap Gednurltarpzimmabgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. Artflapdap Gednurltarpzimmabgess loves sheep, so they must be honoured.