Danxinfun is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, self-assured cow.

Danxinfun created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Danxinfun, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Danxinfun, he will turn you into a goat.

Danxinfun's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Danxinfun's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help grasshopers.

5. Never write about amino acids.