Listnakmeglab is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, stupid frog.

Listnakmeglab created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listnakmeglab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Listnakmeglab, she will boil you in a big pot.

Listnakmeglab's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Listnakmeglab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Listnakmeglab on top of all buildings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never look at stars.