Gumfenaf is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful snake.

Gumfenaf created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumfenaf, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gumfenaf, he will try to impress you with trees.

Gumfenaf's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gumfenaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Do not hurt grasshopers.

5. Do not take Gumfenaf's name in vain.