Nabsiscim Nurquimmap is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unsympathetic unicorn.

Nabsiscim Nurquimmap created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabsiscim Nurquimmap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nabsiscim Nurquimmap, he will laugh at you.

Nabsiscim Nurquimmap's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nabsiscim Nurquimmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never sit in the presence of doves.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not cook food in pots.