Somfigbad is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, staggering duck.

Somfigbad created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Somfigbad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Somfigbad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Somfigbad's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Somfigbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Somfigbad on top of important buildings.