Fedzendit is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, amazing
wasp.
Fedzendit created time and space nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Fedzendit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Fedzendit, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Fedzendit's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Fedzendit's Holy Commandments1. Fedzendit loves shrews, so they must be respected.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Pray towards the north.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not drink alcohol.