Fedzendit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, amazing wasp.

Fedzendit created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fedzendit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fedzendit, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fedzendit's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fedzendit's Holy Commandments

1. Fedzendit loves shrews, so they must be respected.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink alcohol.