Dotxenfat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet cobra.

Dotxenfat created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Dotxenfat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dotxenfat, she will turn you into a mouse.

Dotxenfat's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dotxenfat's Holy Commandments

1. Dotxenfat loves eagles, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

4. Always help doves.

5. Always look after injured badgers.