Mumdossnurt Tengubtar is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, egotistical
lobster.
Mumdossnurt Tengubtar created light two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mumdossnurt Tengubtar, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Mumdossnurt Tengubtar, he will make you grow a tail.
Mumdossnurt Tengubtar's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Mumdossnurt Tengubtar's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Do not jump in public.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.