Gamgubzog is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident wasp.

Gamgubzog created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Gamgubzog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gamgubzog, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gamgubzog's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Gamgubzog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

5. Gamgubzog must be the most important thing in your life.