Piggatbarn is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous fly.

Piggatbarn created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Piggatbarn, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Piggatbarn, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Piggatbarn's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Piggatbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Hide if three frogs approach from the north.

4. Never laugh near seals.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.