Gofpon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, passionate unicorn.

Gofpon created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Gofpon, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gofpon, it will turn you into a tree.

Gofpon's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gofpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt otters.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never feed oranges to shrews while wearing purple tights.

4. Gofpon loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.