Rilsafbab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, merciless butterfly.

Rilsafbab created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilsafbab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rilsafbab, he will not care at all.

Rilsafbab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Rilsafbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.