Jamhub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, emotional goose.

Jamhub created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamhub, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jamhub, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Jamhub's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Jamhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs green.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never hurt goats.

4. Jamhub must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.