Mobpodtab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent manatee.

Mobpodtab created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobpodtab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mobpodtab, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mobpodtab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Mobpodtab's Holy Commandments

1. Mobpodtab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Mobpodtab.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never wear shirts.