Cencentim is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, benevolent snail.

Cencentim created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cencentim, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cencentim, she will remove you from existence.

Cencentim's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cencentim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cencentim.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Do not kill badgers.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.