Flygigmob Vigcusstap is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, two-faced hedgehog.

Flygigmob Vigcusstap created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flygigmob Vigcusstap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flygigmob Vigcusstap, it will strike you with lightening.

Flygigmob Vigcusstap's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Flygigmob Vigcusstap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Run away if five voles approach from the west.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Do not hurt eagles.