Stipdibflab is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, idiotic centaur.

Stipdibflab created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipdibflab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stipdibflab, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Stipdibflab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Stipdibflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Stipdibflab's name in vain.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not eat wheat.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.