Camzannur is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, uncaring gnu.

Camzannur created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Camzannur, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Camzannur, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Camzannur's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Camzannur's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face cyan.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Camzannur.

4. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

5. Do not kill rats.