Hundottap is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, unjust
salamander.
Hundottap created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hundottap, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Hundottap, he will boil you in a big pot.
Hundottap's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Hundottap's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Do not wear mauve clothing.
3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.
4. Never think about nebulae.
5. Do not wear nickel on your body.