Hundottap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unjust salamander.

Hundottap created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hundottap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hundottap, he will boil you in a big pot.

Hundottap's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Hundottap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.