Titsogmit is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid rat.

Titsogmit created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titsogmit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Titsogmit, he will turn you into a dog.

Titsogmit's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Titsogmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to dogs while wearing turquoise coats.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Do not speak about oranges.