Flybaglit Volgodgig Belltimjantettipakcemfubril is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent frog.

Flybaglit Volgodgig Belltimjantettipakcemfubril created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flybaglit Volgodgig Belltimjantettipakcemfubril, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flybaglit Volgodgig Belltimjantettipakcemfubril, he will destroy your home solar system.

Flybaglit Volgodgig Belltimjantettipakcemfubril's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Flybaglit Volgodgig Belltimjantettipakcemfubril's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

4. Flybaglit Volgodgig Belltimjantettipakcemfubril loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

5. Retreat if five snails approach from the south.