Wodjenbeg Bamfarlog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, astonishing mole.

Wodjenbeg Bamfarlog created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodjenbeg Bamfarlog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodjenbeg Bamfarlog, she will turn you into a plant.

Wodjenbeg Bamfarlog's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Wodjenbeg Bamfarlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always obey Wodjenbeg Bamfarlog's priests.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wodjenbeg Bamfarlog.

5. Do not commit murder.