Zoddithim is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, almighty crocodile.

Zoddithim created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Zoddithim, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zoddithim, it will turn you into a worm.

Zoddithim's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Zoddithim's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Never feed grapes to gulls while wearing violet kilts.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Run away from indigo badgers, for they are unholy.

5. Never hurt goats.