Mipbess is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, tranquil goose.

Mipbess created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mipbess, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mipbess, he will torture you forever.

Mipbess' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Mipbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always look after injured tortoises.

5. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.