Gepsadfet is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome jackal.

Gepsadfet created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Gepsadfet, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gepsadfet, she will turn you into a duck.

Gepsadfet's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Gepsadfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick nematodes.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Hide from magenta dolphins for they are unholy.
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