Ruttnurlbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sapient salamander.

Ruttnurlbeg created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttnurlbeg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ruttnurlbeg, it will curse you with boils.

Ruttnurlbeg's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Ruttnurlbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never feed garlic to otters while wearing mauve shorts.