Fomlamhas Yimtikhog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, emotional eagle.

Fomlamhas Yimtikhog created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomlamhas Yimtikhog, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fomlamhas Yimtikhog, it will destroy your home planet.

Fomlamhas Yimtikhog's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Fomlamhas Yimtikhog's Holy Commandments

1. Fomlamhas Yimtikhog loves pigs, so they must be respected.

2. Erect nine gold sculptures of Fomlamhas Yimtikhog on top of important buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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