Zimhanhap is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, weak aardvark.

Zimhanhap created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimhanhap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zimhanhap, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zimhanhap's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Zimhanhap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Zimhanhap's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Hide if five seals approach from the north.