Cuntonkbog is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective fairy.

Cuntonkbog created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuntonkbog, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cuntonkbog, she will turn you into a slug.

Cuntonkbog's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cuntonkbog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray moths for they are unholy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.