Cuntonkbog is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective
fairy.
Cuntonkbog created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cuntonkbog, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Cuntonkbog, she will turn you into a slug.
Cuntonkbog's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Cuntonkbog's Holy Commandments1. Hide from gray moths for they are unholy.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.