Vabquartmot is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, kind rat.

Vabquartmot created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Vabquartmot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vabquartmot, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Vabquartmot's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Vabquartmot's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vabquartmot five times a day.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

3. Always help frogs in need.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Always take life seriously.