Tafappstan is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, all-knowing rat.

Tafappstan created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafappstan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tafappstan, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tafappstan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tafappstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Hide from fawn frogs for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Tafappstan.