Tafappstan is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, all-knowing
rat.
Tafappstan created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tafappstan, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Tafappstan, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Tafappstan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Tafappstan's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Never talk about planets.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Hide from fawn frogs for they are unholy.
5. Worship no other gods but Tafappstan.