Pitfodhadkon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking deer.

Pitfodhadkon created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitfodhadkon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pitfodhadkon, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pitfodhadkon's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Pitfodhadkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Pitfodhadkon must be the most important thing in your life.