Febkopnell is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, resourceful
hyena.
Febkopnell created light four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Febkopnell, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Febkopnell, she will say rude things about you at parties.
Febkopnell's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Febkopnell's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
2. Never skip in the presence of goats.
3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Never run in holy places.