Kabbabvog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful penguin.

Kabbabvog created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabbabvog, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Kabbabvog, he will turn you into a snail.

Kabbabvog's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Kabbabvog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

3. Retreat if eight otters approach from the west.

4. Never eat grapes.

5. Never eat bark.