Kabbabvog is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful
penguin.
Kabbabvog created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kabbabvog, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Kabbabvog, he will turn you into a snail.
Kabbabvog's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Kabbabvog's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Never think ill of sick hamsters.
3. Retreat if eight otters approach from the west.
4. Never eat grapes.
5. Never eat bark.