Zodlibton is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient bat.

Zodlibton created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodlibton, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zodlibton, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Zodlibton's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Zodlibton's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick swans.

2. Never feed beans to doves while wearing fawn dresses.

3. Zodlibton loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never play with disobedient children.