Jenhaptik is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic tapir.

Jenhaptik created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenhaptik, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jenhaptik, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Jenhaptik's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Jenhaptik's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Put Jenhaptik first in all things.

5. Do not skip in public.