Shavrilljop is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, intelligent faun.

Shavrilljop created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavrilljop, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Shavrilljop, it will throw large rocks at you.

Shavrilljop's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Shavrilljop's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never skip near horses.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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