Komrawvag is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident mink.

Komrawvag created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Komrawvag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Komrawvag, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Komrawvag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Komrawvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Always help frogs.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Komrawvag on top of all buildings.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Hide if three squirrels approach from the east.