Dincithad is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating
hedgehog.
Dincithad created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dincithad, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Dincithad, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Dincithad's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Dincithad's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick eagles.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dincithad.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Never go into mauve rooms.
5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.