Fitstipgom Dubflamtim is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, prudent centaur.

Fitstipgom Dubflamtim created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitstipgom Dubflamtim, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fitstipgom Dubflamtim, he will destroy your favourite star.

Fitstipgom Dubflamtim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fitstipgom Dubflamtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tapirs.

2. You must love Fitstipgom Dubflamtim.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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